I was just talking to my publicist and he said, ‘You’re either pregnant or divorced today.’ And I was thinking, What the hell are they talking about? I’m 24! I mean, I got these calls that I was engaged way before it happened. I’ve also been pregnant several times. With, like, sextuplets. That must mean I’ve been eating way too many bagels or something. I’m not pregnant and I’m not going to be anytime soon.
–Scarlett Johansson in Harper’s Bazaar
Sing it, girl. I wouldn’t share let anything-or anyone-cut into my valuable Ryan Reynolds time.