Jerry Seinfeld is like a quintessential New Yorker. He’s a Jewish dude on the Upper West Side who goes to delis. And, yes, he’s married and has kids. But he also seems to hate everyone else’s kids. (We empathize.) He recently was on Letterman and talked about how much he hates going to kids’ birthday parties. I’m trying to remember what it was like going to kids’ parties when I actually was a kid, and now I remember how Chuck E Cheese had all those soda pitchers that were only for the grownups. The whole thing makes a lot more sense now.
Anyway, here’s the clip of Jerry hating on kids.