A Bronx loyal reader wrote in with this offense:
“I take an express bus from the Bronx (which is $5 each way) and cannot stand when people get on w/kids, even moreso when it’s rush hour. These people take up 2 seats and only pay for 1. If the kid is in a stroller, they’ll take up another seat (which usually translates into 2 more seats)…so in total 4 seats, which should cost $20. Then the kids doesn’t shut the fuck the whole ride, either whining or crying to talking loud. And if I hear one parent say “use your indoor voice”, I will scream. How about “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT BEFORE I THROW YOUR ASS OFF THE BUS!”
Sing it sister!