britney spears wants you to take back the island

Josie and Ruby are thrilled to report that takebacktheisland had our best week ever while Britney was hospitalized in Cedars Sinai. As Britney was locked away, we were scoring thousands upon thousands of hits thanks to our post on lil’ sis Jaime Lynn. Even if they were probably all Britney taking advantage of the psych ward’s free internet, we still would like to recognize Ms. Spears and make her our “Person of the Week.” And Britney you’re always welcome to give those kids to K-Fed and come to New York to share that special purple drink with us. If nothing else, you can remind us of the dangers of procreation.

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