Halloween is supposed to be about getting candy and wearing cool costumes, but people with kids always find a way to make the holiday more lame. Usually they dress their kid up like whatever Disney princess or cartoon character is cool right now, thus guaranteeing that their little ray of light will grow up with no sense of uniqueness at all. That’s why we love these Halloween costumes, which are kinda creative but also entertaining for the rest of us.
You can dress your kid as a giant whoopie cushion.
Or, our personal favorite, one of those horrible marshmallow Peeps.