baby vs. crocs

We have to admit…we’ve let some pretty horrible things win out over babies. Like obesity. And morbid obesity. But “Baby Vs. Crocs” almost came out as a tie. Then we had this brilliant revelation:

If there were no babies, there would be no stupid yuppie parents who slap clunky, ugly plastic shoes on their kids’ feet. To recap:

No babies = No crocs

No crocs = The world is a better place

We rest our case. And our feet.

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One response to “baby vs. crocs

  1. What about the crocs that eat the babies’ feet? Are those evil genius crocs?

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