We have to admit…we’ve let some pretty horrible things win out over babies. Like obesity. And morbid obesity. But “Baby Vs. Crocs” almost came out as a tie. Then we had this brilliant revelation:
If there were no babies, there would be no stupid yuppie parents who slap clunky, ugly plastic shoes on their kids’ feet. To recap:
No babies = No crocs
No crocs = The world is a better place
We rest our case. And our feet.