baby vs. morbid obesity


Morbid obsesity means that death is soon.
Babies have a woefully long life span.

Morbidly obese people are housebound or can’t get too far.
Babies go everywhere and ruin everything.

Morbidly obese people are often on disability, taking away our valuable tax dollars.
Babies give people a tax writeoff and put the burden back on us childless people.

Morbid obesity is the result of years of bad eating and exercise habits.
Babies are the result of people who think they’re so fucking important they should clone themselves in infant form.

Morbidly obese people tend to avoid living in cities that require use of public transportation/walking to get around.
Babies live on our island, and they need to go away.


2 responses to “baby vs. morbid obesity

  1. you could put babies in the folds of fat people. there are lots of fun stuff in those sweaty creases: mold. fungi, dirt, crumbs, even mosquito larvae (really). why note babies? it’s the “two birds, one shotgun” theory of eugenics.

  2. Jesus christ, fat people are way more of a hassle then babies. You forget mothers roll over onto their babies all the time. It’s slightly harder to do that to a fatty.

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