TBTI is launching a new feature soon called Fat Or Pregnant? In honor of the new feature and ability to potentially mock people who are with child, we’re proud to present Baby Vs. Obesity.
If you’re obese, you can get rid of the weight eventually.
You can never, ever get rid of the baby.
If you’re obese, there are support groups for you.
If you are dumb enough to have a baby, there’s nothing we can do for you.
If you’re obese, you can blame it on your metabolism or a glandular problem.
If you have a baby, it is no one’s fault but your own.
If you’re obese, you probably cover yourself up in big tenty muumuu-type dresses.
If you’re pregnant, you wear annoying cutesy crap from a Pea in the Pod and people have to tell you you’re “glowing.”
If you’re obese, you can have a procedure that sucks the fat out of you.
Depending what state you live in, it might be illegal to get the procedure that sucks a baby out of you.