things we’d rather do than have a baby

  • Be Paris Hilton’s cellmate
  • Eat at the KFC/Taco Bell on West 4th Street
  • Sit next to the TB Patient on a flight
  • Join Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s Lamaze class
  • Get a colonoscopy
  • Read a self-help book
  • Make out with Larry King
  • Not have air-conditioning for the entire summer
  • Wear Crocs
  • Be in Lindsay Lohan’s share circle in rehab
  • Join the cast of a reality show
  • Watch a marathon of ‘7th Heaven’… without commercials
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One response to “things we’d rather do than have a baby

  1. I can’t believe you’d rather wear crocs. I mean, that’s not something you should joke about.

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