baby vs. summer fridays

friday

Since at least one of us gets off early on fridays, we thought that we’d celebrate our happy barren relaxed selves with a nice round of baby vs. something better. It not a fair fight but who cares, breeders get what they deserve.

Summer fridays mean a nice nap
Having a baby means only the sucker gets to nap
 
It’s a perfect time to do a quick romantic weekend getaway
When you have a baby you can never get away from it

The beach is fun when you bring a cooler of beer
The beach is never fun when you bring a baby 
 
Longer weekends mean plenty of time to catch up on your Netflix queue
When you have kids you get stuck watching Shrek 3 
 
Summer fridays means it’s bikini season
If you’ve had a baby, bikinis are probably out for you

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