the dead baby diet

Swimsuit season is around the corner and what’s nutritious, delicious, and locally grown–no not soy, dead baby. Sup on dead baby, to slim down. They’re even better than a smoothy and more filling than the grapefruit diet. Here’s our secret recipe:

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
doritos

Not that you have to stick to this recipe, if you like tostitos that’s fine too.

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