Swimsuit season is around the corner and what’s nutritious, delicious, and locally grown–no not soy, dead baby. Sup on dead baby, to slim down. They’re even better than a smoothy and more filling than the grapefruit diet. Here’s our secret recipe:
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
Not that you have to stick to this recipe, if you like tostitos that’s fine too.