As Seen in the NEW YORK TIMES!! (suck it bitches!)
- “Pathologically hostile.”–editor for The New York Daily News
- “We’ll need to talk about this further.”–our therapist
- “Ruby strong-armed me into returning my adopted baby. Best decision of my life.”–Max Brallier, author, “Reasons to Smoke”
- “Does this mean I’ll never get any grandkids?”–Ruby’s mom
- “A uniquely bizarre joke.”–Venture Capitalist
- “Seriously one of the funniest things ever… Blake is full of shit.”–our Kiwi muse
- “Flat-out funny. It’s like I heard a cop in uniform tell a woman who was beating the shit out of her two year old on the Bedford L platform: ‘do that at home, not in front of me.’”–mks, yogi ring leader of a traveling yeshiva sideshow
- “Sophomorically pathetic.”–Huffington Post blogger
- “It’s pretty awesome, if we say so ourselves. And we say so.”–Josie and Ruby
18 responses so far ↓
Justin // May 16, 2007 at 9:28 pm |
I hate babies, which is how I knew this site was for me!!
Babiesonthebrain // May 30, 2007 at 5:50 pm |
I’m so offended by this site, I need to go make a prayer circle over on Beliefnet.
Y’all are gonna burn in hell! Burn in hell forever birthing children!
Gutterboy // June 27, 2007 at 11:21 pm |
As one who lives in the Left Coast Park Slope (Portland, OR), I salute you.
GesusLovesYall // November 4, 2007 at 8:03 am |
Fucking dumb.
vicki // December 8, 2007 at 10:37 pm |
it must be hard being such a bunch of sadistic people!!! you do not deserve children and they certainly do not deserve sick bastards like you !!!!! people like you should be wiped from this planet and every sick tosser like you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
Renee Crawford // February 9, 2008 at 9:33 pm |
Oops! I fogot to have children. Now let me enjoy my peaceful fun life with your screaming child somewhere other than near me!
paige // February 10, 2008 at 2:13 pm |
I am so angry about the Park Slope moms who think they have the right to take their kids to bars that I am shaking. I just read the times piece. I applaud your site and your mission. I am 38 and live on the UWS, what Park Slope is turning into, and I am so sick of these parents my age that it fills me with rage.
Thanks for your site.
let me drink in peace // February 11, 2008 at 2:42 pm |
keep fighting the good fight. drive the yuppies and their hellspawn back to the suburbs where they belong.
Dave // February 11, 2008 at 7:42 pm |
I do agree with you that NYC is no place for children. I also agree that it only fit for human trash so you can have your filthy, disgusting, rat infested, sesspool called New York City. I will keep my children out of your way. By the way you and I are both rapidly becoming a minority because the people who can’t read this article are the ones who are “spawning” the most babies. I am also guessing that you, like those who are opposed to abortion, are so ugly that no one would ever stick anything in you that would get you pregnant in first place.
bvb // February 11, 2008 at 7:55 pm |
I hate breeders and their crotch droppings too. Please keep the screaming sproggin, and their annoying sanctamommies out of my bar, I’m trying to drink in peace.
joan cooper // February 11, 2008 at 11:25 pm |
Cheers for Sunday’s article and your group!! The smoking ban was tough enough – there is a “Pub” in Virginia – my residence – that went smoke-free because the owner wanted to babysit her grandchildren there. The ole Pub is now a nursery . . . I’m not a baby-hater – just don’t expect me to share mommy’s enthusiasm!
Good luck!!!
bxgrl74 // February 15, 2008 at 4:30 pm |
I love children and especially babies (bc they can’t talk back). BUT I know where they belong and where they don’t. I’m tired of hearing about child and family friendly places. There are PLENTY of those. I’m tired of walking into a bar & seeing kids running around. I’m tired of hearing time out and use your indoor voice.
Most parents suck and so do their snotty nosed kids.
timbo // March 4, 2008 at 2:58 am |
Love the site! the problem isn’t the kids, it’s the parents who still want to be kids. The children didn’t do anything except have the misfortune of being spawned by self-absorbed, materialistic, mindless, pottery barn-buying yuppie scum. Kids don’t belong in bars, we don’t want them there (or you for that matter) and the world doesn’t revolve around your rugrats. These people are the result of over-gentrification and the loss of the “real” New York. No more Whole Foods or Linens ‘N Things. Bring on the OTB’s, grindhouses, porno shops, seedy liquor stores and motels. Viva New York!
laredshoes // March 7, 2008 at 7:13 pm |
Love the site! You guys are the smartest. How come no mention yet of the twin spawn of J Ho and Skeletor? I read that they have diamond-encrusted rattles. I’d love to see you rail on them (and their scary daddy).
Treespeed // March 29, 2008 at 9:05 pm |
Wow, hilarious. It’s good to know all of the things I can do with my child to annoy you. I knew about the fancy restaurant and movies, but from here on out I’ll be bringing my toddler to the bar and only booking red eye flights.
If you feel so strongly about the issue maybe you should all just get sterilized or better yet kill yourselves since your genetic dead ends anyways.
Sam // July 14, 2008 at 8:29 pm |
So when all you child haters were children did your parents drop you all on your heads!? lol I think so!
David // July 31, 2008 at 10:14 pm |
I applaud you guys! I think that anyone who thinks that parenthood is some special unselfish act is deficient themselves in some way. It is selfish..it is using lives as fashion accessories and human population is going to destroy the planet eventually. I do agree with one respondent who said that nost people having kids in the U.S.A are not able to speak the language or afford a family. We are reversing Darwinism… I will continue to enjoy my child free selfish ,sad and empty existence thank you. I love children it is the selfish assholes who pluck thier spirits from the ether to fulfill thier own needs that i do not care for. My mother would never think of taking me to an adult venue where drinking was going on. What is wrong woth these people?
Gina // May 31, 2009 at 11:40 pm |
Love your site, love your site, love your site. I shall spread news of it far and wide!