jessica biel not joining hollywood baby squad

Thankfully, there’s at least one actress out there who is not spawning so she can use her kid to get herself on the covers of magazines. Jessica Biel said in an interview with Marie Claire magazine:

I tell you, I have so many friends having babies and getting married, and they just want to put me where they are so we can go to nursery together and stuff. I’m like, ‘Noooooo!’ I’m resisting.

Keep up the good fight, Jess. And remember that your friends are not trying to bond with you, they’re actually jealous of the fact that they have icky screamy babies and you get to have hot birth-controlled sex with Justin Timberlake and they don’t.